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09 December 2004 @ 04:21 am
 
it's 4:20am and i don't want to write my paper for english. so i will do a survey instead.



:x: name: melissa!
:x: height: 5'4"
:x: shoe size: 8
:x: hair color: blondish. dirty blonde.
:x: siblings: sister. diana.
:x: eyes: green.
:x: college: elon university!!
:x: high school: Springbrook
:x: jr.high: white oak suckass middle school
:x: elementary: jackson road
:x: hometown: silver spring. colesville to be exact.
:x: current home: staley 305!
:x: favorite places: i dont know? my dorm room. MY CAR.
:x: favorite sodas: mountain dew
:x: game system: super nintendo. i miss the days.
:x: favorite game: what do you mean by game? catch phrase with my sister and cousins. actually, anything with my sister and cousins.
:x: favorite food: i am never able to actually decide what my favorite food is. i heart quiznos? and grilled cheese sandwiches.
:x: favorite movie: the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring, the lord of the rings: the two towers, the lord of the rings: the return of the king.
:x: favorite book: catcher in the rye. gatsby! lotr again. harry potter.
:x: favorite pen: uh? i don't have a favorite?
:x: favorite car: mine, obv. but i like porsche boxters too.
:x: favorite realistic car: mine! i just said that.
:x: favorite animals: kitties
:x: water brands: aquafina, mos def.
:x: favorite burger place: wendys
:x: favorite place to eat: um. quiznos? i don't fucking know.
:x: favorite fancy place: these questions are fucking stupid.
:x: favorite cheesecake: any!!!
:x: favorite hobby: sleeping. singing.
:x: bar or club: bar
:x: favorite vitamins: WHO THE FUCK HAS A FAVORITE VITAMIN? my favorite vitamin is the song by incubus.
:x: favorite show: law&order!!!
:x: favorite news: shut up.
:x: favorite sanrio: shut up.
:x: gold or silver: silver
:x: favorite dog: ryder.
:x: favorite shirt: my dolce & gabbana shirt.
:x: favorite sports: your mother.
:x: favorite alcohol: absolut vodka. absolut citron. any fucking vodka that isn't super shitty.
:x: favorite fruits: strawberries.
:x: favorite song: tear in your hand.
:x: ketchup or salsa: shut up.
:x: steak or lobster: lobster. i don't eat red meat.
:x: favorite color: pink
:x: favorite weather: shut up.
:x: favorite state: any blue state.

YOU

:x: you have a crush on someone: i have a bunch of stupid silly crushes.
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else: nope.
:x: you think about suicide: no
:x: you believe in online dating: no
:x: others find you attractive: uh. don't ask me?
:x: you want more piercings: definitely.
:x: you like cleaning: yes. i love cleaning our dorm.
:x: you like roller coasters: i am scared to death of heights.
:x: you write in cursive or print: print. who the fuck writes in cursive.
:x: you last talk to: ali
:x: you last thought of: i don't know? my roommate because she is snoring.
:x: you last showered: 5 hours ago.
:x: you last cut your nails: i bite them like whoa.
:x: you last did laundry: tuesday at 3am.
:x: you last hugged a tree: shut up.
:x: you last watched anime: does us playing sim girl count?!!?

FOR OR AGAiNST

:x: long distance relationships: against
:x: killing people: against
:x: teenage smoking: against
:x: drunk driving: against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships: for.
:x: soap operas: against
:x: iraq occupation: against

HAVE YOU

:x: ever cried over a girl: definitely
:x: ever cried over a boy: yeah
:x: ever been in a fist fight: no. i slapped danny moore at a st. johns dance once.
:x: ever been arrested: no
:x: ever had a friend die: yes
:x: ever dated a cousin: ew?
:x: ever used a gun: no
:x: ever frenched kiss: yes
:x: ever finished a puzzle: yes!1 i'm amazing at puzzles
:x: ever got surgery: not really any big surgery.
:x: ever got beat up: no
:x: ever hated someone: quite a few. most of them are probably reading this right now! HEY GIRLS! I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND DIE!
:x: ever made a huge mistake: always.
:x: ever tried any drugs: too many.
:x: ever played w/ someones feelings: probably
:x: ever had feelings for someone young: no

WHAT

:x: shampoo do you use: loreal vive
:x: shoes do you wear: white sauconys/black reeboks/black and pink sauconys
:x: are you scared of: heights. dying.
:x: do you sleep in: sweats and a tshirt.
:x: did you eat for lunch: soup
:x: is love: a lie
:x: is a player: shut up.
:x: is a pimpette: shut up.

NUMBER

:x: of times I have had my heart broken?: one.
:x: of hearts I have broken?: none?
:x: of girls I have kissed?: one.
:x: of boys I have kissed?: too many.
:x: of girls you've rejected?: uh
:x: of boys you've rejected?: i dont know?
:x: of times my name has been involved in a drama?: five hundred billion.
:x: of scars on my body?: i dont want to fucking count.
:x: of things in my past that I regret: five thousand trillion.
:x: of people you fought: what?
:x: of drugs you taken: hm. does weed count? do pain killers count? i dunno. like five.
:x: of accidents you been in: one, shh don't tell
:x: of people you lead on?: i don't know?
:x: of people you broke up with?: one?

DO YOU THiNK YOU ARE

:x: pretty: once in a while
:x: funny: at times
:x: friendly: sure
:x: ugly: once in a while
:x: loveable: once in a while
:x: caring: yes
:x: sweet: mostly
:x: girly: sometimes
:x: boyish: not really
:x: smart: yes
:x: pimp: shut up.
:x: angel: shut up.
:x: gangsta: FUCK YEAH!
:x: god: hey megalomanic.

FAVORiTE

:x: five letter word: fuck. i don't care if it's only four letters.
:x: actor/actress: viggo. and actresses suck.
:x: comedian: i don't know.
:x: candy: reeses
:x: cartoon: teenage mutant ninja turtles
:x: cereal: honey nut cheerios
:x: chewing gum: big red
:x: days of the week: friday
:x: least fave day: monday
:x: flower(s): hibiscus
:x: shapes: shut up.
:x: jello flavor: strawberry banananananana
:x: special skills/talents: your mom.
:x: summer/winter: summer
:x: trampolines or swimming pools: pools.

PERSON WHO LAST

:x: slept in your bed: his name starts with a z ;)
:x: saw you cry: i dont know. probably my family when we saw finding neverland.
:x: made you cry: johnny depp in finding neverland.
:x: you went to the movies with: my family
:x: yelled at you: no one
:x: sent you an email: i dont know????

HAVE YOU EVER

:x: said "I love you" and meant it?: once. shut up.
:x: gone out in public in your pajamas? 8ams baby.
:x: kept a secret from everyone?: i guess
:x: cried during a movie?: every single fucking movie ever.
:x: ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?: no
:x: planned your week based on the TV Guide?: no
:x: been on stage?: sigh. yes. i miss those days.
:x: been to New York?: yes. road trip with mike!!!!!
:x: been to California?: yes
:x: been to Florida?: yes
:x: Hawaii?: yes
:x: China?: no
:x: Canada?: yes
:x: Europe?: yes, and i'm going again IN 6 DAYS!
:x: what time is it now?: 4:57am
:x: apples or bananas?: bananas
:x: blue or red?: blue
:x: walmart or target?: target. i miss target.
:x: spring or fall?: spring
:x: what are you gonna do after you finish this?: be bored
:x: what was the last meal you ate?: cup o noodles
:x: last time you went out of state/province?: today?

FRiENDSHiP/LOVE

:x: who was your first peck on the lips?: some kid named look in kindergarten
:x: who was your first french kiss?: danny moore
:x: do you believe in love at first sight?: hell no.
:x: do you want children one day & if so, how many?: one day. maybe two.
:x: most important things to you in a friendship are?: trust. honesty.

RANDOM STUFF

:x: criminal record?: no
:x: do you speak any other languages?: some spanish
:x: name one of your favorite things in your bedroom: in my dorm? my bed. at home? my bed.
:x: peircings and where?: it's PIERCINGS. and my nose, an industrial, my ears, my belly button
:x: thing you dislike about yourself the most?: i suck overall.
:x: worst feeling in the world?: loneliness.
:x: whom you love: you know who you are
:x: whom you miss: the ones at home who i love. MY CAT.

YOU

:x: nickname(s): melly
:x: initials: MJK
:x: how old do you look?: i dont know. you tell me.
:x: how old do you act?: i dont know?
:x: glasses/contacts?: contatcts
:x: braces: no
:x: do you have any pets?: casey and frodo!!!!
:x: you get embarrassed?: not really
:x: what upsets you? backstabbing bitches

FiNiSH THE SENTENCE

:x: i love to... i dont know. have fun.
:x: i miss... my cat.
:x: i wish... that my grades will get better
:x: i hope... that i'll bond with more people
:x: i'm annoyed by... my grades
:x: i get mad when... people pregame in my room when im trying to write a paper!
:x: i am... melissa
:x: i want to be... this is retarded I DON'T KNOW.
:x: i would never... blah
:x: i am tired of... being lonely
:x: i will always be... melissa
:x: i smell only when... what the fuck
:x: i only call you when... what the fuck
:x: i think your face looks like... hahahaha
:x: your mama is so fat... HAHAHAHAHAH
:x: i love it when you... WAIT THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU?
:x: i always wanted to... this survey is getting stupid
:x: when i hug you i feel... shut up
:x: when i kiss you i feel... shut up
:x: i want to hit you when you... you make up dumb survey questions
:x: why i finished this long survey... i cant sleep


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
01. melissa
02. melly
03. melis

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
01. mellyawesome
02. tranceinyopantzz
03. im on a sugar hi

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. i say the word fuck a lot
02. i dont know?
03. fuck you

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. blah
02. blah
03. blah

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
01. polish
02. german
03. svalbardian? i wish?

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01. backstabbing bitches
02. boys
03. boys

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
01. backstabbing bitches
02. the girls next door
03. not being able to sleep

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01. failure
02. didnt i get this question already?
03.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
01. my hair straightener
02. mountain dew
03. my computer?

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01. elon sweatpants
02. an aragorn t-shirt
03. victoria's secret undies!

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
01. a picture frame with myself and ali
02. contact lens solution
03. a printer

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
01. fuck
02. fucking
03. fuck you

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
01. incubus
02. converge
03. linkin park

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
01. incubus- idiot box
02. garbage- supervixen (319! hehehehehehehe)
03. weezer- only in dreams

THREE PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
01. lauren l.
02. lauren m.
03. sarah

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS:
01. they're fun
02. i dont know?
03. sure

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
01: they sucked
02: they sucked in bed
03: they sucked at life

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
01. silliness
02. good conversation
03. loyalty

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
01. hair
02. smile
03. teeth

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
01. right now i can't sleep.
02. homework before the last minute
03. i dont know?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
01. hanging out with my girls
02. sleeping
03. singing except i never sing anymore

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01. to be able to sleep
02. better grades
03. to know where im supposed to take my sociology test tomorrow

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
01. political journalist
02. gangsta
03. prostitute?

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
01. PARIS 6 DAYS!
02. svalbard
03. greenland

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01. be awesome
02. go to svalbard
03. i dunno. get married MAYBE!

can i die now please. that rotted my brain.
 
 
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ktogbcd311 on December 9th, 2004 07:52 am (UTC)
Well I officially loved it.
they call her action!hackneyed on December 10th, 2004 02:50 am (UTC)
i love you because you are the only person in the world who thinks i am funny.
mebetterthanthat on December 9th, 2004 10:27 am (UTC)
that was sooooooo long
khoran on December 9th, 2004 11:08 am (UTC)
What the fuck is a Svalbard?
For a moment there I thought Mos Def was a brand of water. It was a very confusing moment. But think of the possibilities!

_animalcrackers on December 9th, 2004 02:00 pm (UTC)
The longest survey I ever took was 1,000+ questions. My fingers fell off afterwards. D: